Tiny Tina
World's deadliest 13 year old!


Quotes:

"BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!”

"This here's Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!"

"That's right, bitches - my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!”

"Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring 'em back here and I'll use 'em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas." 

 "I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt." 

"Ten... Nine..." *launches rockets* "I got bored."

"Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina."

"Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font."

"Wait a minute.  Those cookies aren't chocolate chip.  Those...are...raisins.  WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?!  SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS!  WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP!  I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!  WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?”

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.  Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown?  SULLY THE STABBER!  He's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me."

"He said...no?  Well.  There's only one thing to do -- look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!